Don’t mess with me quotes and sayings for you. Read them. And share them with those who try to mess with you. They will not mess you over again…
Don’t Mess With Me Quotes:
“Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!”
Robin Williams
“I’m the bathroom master
I’m a real bowl blaster
Don’t mess with me
‘Cause I can mess it up faster
With just one flush
I can make a toilet gush
When my sister cleans it up
I just turn her to mush!”
R.U. Slime
Don’t mess with me, Calvin. You’ll only get hurt.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“While my body might say, “I’m small and vulnerable,” my hair warns, “DON’T MESS WITH ME.”
Lindsey Stirling
“You don’t mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.”
Author: Jeff Ross
“Don’t mess with me, lady. I’ve been drinking with skeletons.”
Mike Mignola
“Don’t mess with me, Ava,” he says smugly, “You should know by now I always win.”
Jodi Ellen Malpas
“The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It’s my way of saying, Don’t mess with me.”
Glenn Close
“I think Nina Simone has had an amazing journey. She was spicy and she had attitude and she didn’t care, she wanted her money in a paper bag and don’t mess with me and I’ve been doing some research on that so.”
Nia Long
“You’re a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker, don’t you mess around with me.”
Pat Benatar
“You can say what you want about me, but don’t mess with my wife.”
Paul Henderson
“When people know I wrote ‘Thelma and Louise,’ they don’t want to mess with me.”
Callie Khouri
“Don’t mess with me! I’m a black-belt!”
Michael Rooker
“You dont want to mess with the ROCK and SOCK connection. Who are you two popcorn farts?”
The Rock
“This life is what you make it. No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up.”
Marilyn Monroe
“When we talk about settling the world’s problems, we’re barking up the wrong tree. The world is perfect. It’s a mess. It has always been a mess. We are not going to change it. Our job is to straighten out our own lives.”
Joseph Campbell
“Life isn’t like a book. Life isn’t logical or sensible or orderly. Life is a mess most of the time. And theology must be lived in the midst of that mess.”
Charles Caleb Colton
“Anybody who’s ever dealt with me knows not to mess with me.”
Nancy Pelosi
“If someone messes with me, I’m going to mess with them.”
Tom Sizemore
“I’ve got a Range Rover and a little Mercedes. I normally drive my Range Rover because I feel like a monster in it. Nobody messes with me.”
Emma Bunton
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